Welcome To
OsteenChurch.com
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“God is light; In Him there is no darkness…
but in Joel there is dimmed lighting, premium seating, and a three-drink minimum.”
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This is where we remind you that your faith isn’t free. Luckily, it comes in six convenient membership tiers. From Bronze Believer to Eternal Elite, we make it easy to give until you glow. Just click “Give” (or we’ll click it for you).
This is a great website to tell a story about how your money helps us… help ourselves. We could mention the jets, the mansions, or the tax breaks, but really, your generosity is the sermon.
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Help Those In Need
“Whoever is generous to Joel lends to the Lord’s favorite accountant,
and Joel will repay him with a smile from the stage.”
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Welcome
to Our Site
Welcome to OsteenChurch.com! A site dedicated to pulling back the curtain on America’s favorite prosperity gospel salesman. Behind the smile, the stadium, and the scripture soundbites lies a man who has mastered the art of monetizing faith, turning trust in God into trust funds for himself. This is a business, and Joel Osteen is cashing in on people’s hopes while preaching generosity he rarely practices himself.